Do you have a strategy that has died on you?
One that, despite being very promising when created,
just slowly faded away when you left it alone?
With Funeral Service for Failed Strategies,
we want to give you peaceful closure, so you can
focus on getting strategies implemented.
Here's how it works...
Send us your failed strategy.
We accept .doc, .docx, .ppt, .pptx and .pdf
We print the document one last time on 100 gr glossy paper and place it in a cardboard box
The failed strategy is cremated at 1093 degrees celsius
The remains are collected in a timelessly designed and engraved urn, brought to you by delivery service
Our Strategy Funeral Services
Standard
One failed strategy in standard urn, delivered by post
FREE*
* first 50 orders are free
Premium
Three failed strategies in premium urn, delivery service to office
€500
Ceremony
Funeral ceremony at desired address for up to five failed strategies
€1.000
After years stored in a dark corner on our server, the failed strategy finally got peace
We invested in peaceful closure for several failed strategies and immediately felt how our energy could be focused on succeeding with present strategies.
Thanks! The funeral service helped us put an end to failed strategies.
This service shifted our company’s focus. By burying our failures, we have committed our focus to future success.
Say goodbye to your failed strategies!
It gave me peace of mind!
Give your strategies a living chance
Who's behind this offer?
DecideAct is on a mission to modernize leadership through technology. We are to strategy what accounting systems are to financials. We want to help companies and consultants implement strategies so they can receive the life they deserve.
